From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: I Thought All You Left-Wingers Were Atheists - So, Why Is Colburt Groveling To The Pope?
Date: Sat, 22 Jun 2024 19:51:00 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis welcomed over a hundred comedians to the Vatican
Friday but became confused when he saw Stephen Colbert enter the room.
"I thought I invited comedians. What on earth is he doing here?" Pope Francis
was overheard.
Colbert, host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, pretended not to hear the
Roman Pontiff as he made several furious statements about how Trump was an
existential threat to democracy and should be in jail and passed them off as
jokes.
The Pope reportedly gave Colbert the benefit of the doubt as he waited on his
personal interpreter, but when the translation came he scrunched up his face in
disgust.
"Trump! He's going to murder us all! He's going to murder our democracy!"
exclaimed a red-faced Colbert as he shook the Pope's hand. "If we don't stop
him, we're all gonna die! Why is nobody applauding my hilarious joke?"
"There is a concerning air of 'frociaggine' about this man," the Pope was
overheard saying. "And none of his jokes are funny. You say this guy claims to
be Catholic?"
https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/66705f04773d966705f04773da.jpg
At publishing time, the Pope had issued an edict to excommunicate Colbert from
the Catholic Church.
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THIS is Joe Biden when not on drugs or stimulants and acts like himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh2PGz3spxY&pp=ygUVZ2FmZmVzIGJpZGVuJ3MgbGF0ZXN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEl4E_zZtkg&pp=ygUVZ2FmZmVzIGJpZGVuJ3MgbGF0ZXN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G6LPvGKd3c&pp=ygUVZ2FmZmVzIGJpZGVuJ3MgbGF0ZXN0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vFN7kTvZxwI
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vUYEzDugf6A
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1GZT4J18Y0w
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/apk-ITIA2JE
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I2kykBbnhPU
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gaffes+biden%27s+latest&sp=CAI%
253D
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/joe-biden-latest-senile-moment-
201011106.ht
https://nypost.com/2023/01/26/wheres-doug-biden-repeatedly-calls-congressman-
by-wrong-name/
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/12/01/watch-joe-biden-
mispronounces-emmanuel-macrons-name-latest-gaffe/
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/joe-biden-calling-zelensky-vladimir-
during-nato-remarks-goes-viral/ar-AA1dMfi8
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-officially-claims-biden-
has-made-148-mistakes-during-2024-public-remarks/ar-BB1lV3W9
https://youtu.be/AsIOrfy0h-Q
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HLA4EYlx1tc?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6PRe6-7GJ7Y?feature=share
https://ak2.rmbl.ws/s8/2/S/p/u/y/Spuyq.caa.mp4?b=1&u=ummtf
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xPhZcMYekKs?feature=share
https://youtu.be/NDdNDLvvk1g?t=27
https://youtu.be/NDdNDLvvk1g?t=36
https://youtu.be/hiDRFTVH0rY?t=20
https://youtu.be/KuhR-Nqv6Wg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5JF7PupC58andpp=ygUSam9lIGJpZGVuIHNsZWVwaW5n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsMTe0Nr4Yandpp=ygUSam9lIGJpZGVuIHNsZWVwaW5n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUgHkbtm9Iandpp=ygUSam9lIGJpZGVuIHNsZWVwaW5n
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Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you the Democrats' best: Old-Rich-White-
Religious Freak, Joe Biden
Or As Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden Would Say: "Labadies and
Gntlmn... I gve yu the Dmcrts' bst."
Truinnerashuvvaduprezure!
https://i.imgur.com/vtb7SuM.mp4
https://youtu.be/Slm5bvO-_5I
Joe Bidden Completely Forgets What He's Talking About In Excruciating Press
Conference
https://youtu.be/SdfvIvYPPRo?t=32
Joe Biden Gets Completely LOST in Middle of a Story
https://rumble.com/vgbxnh-joe-biden-gets-completely-lost-in-middle-of-a-
story.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab
Biden tries to explain the Covid bill. This moron is President? Wow.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1368292670372683776
Biden's Dementia Flares Up, Has Complete Mental Short-Circuit During Speech
https://rumble.com/ve8jlz-biden-briefly-malfunctions-again.html
Out-Performed Every Presidential Challenger In US History?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1364024001736155144
Joe Biden: You Just Wonder
https://youtu.be/Uj0ccJgJsPA
Joe Biden Fumbles Through Speech
https://youtu.be/0xwoaagXFyU
Joe Biden Embarrassingly Delivers his WORST Speech while 'President Elect'
https://youtu.be/oHI__YneMuE
Barely There Biden Makes No Sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxxAyHgBiNU
Joe Biden Stumbles, Makes No Sense
https://youtu.be/X1byHpkSmYc
Joe Biden Makes No Sense, Forgets When The 1918 Flu Pandemic Occurred
https://youtu.be/vt7WPjsYl44
Joe Biden making Zer0 sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYch-1fRhiE
Joe Biden Told Voters To "Go To" A Phone Number. Now, He Still Makes Zero
Sense!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4OUk0qyWM