From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: WHY Won't Kambala Take Questions?
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2024 19:14:01 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
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On Thu, 12 Sep 2024 16:57:52 -0700, Rudy Canoza, forever the mental and physical midget, who was *NEVER* a
three sport letterman, like me, and who was *NEVER* a bouncer, like me, and who was *NEVER* an assistant golf
pro, like me, and who was *NEVER* a lifeguard, like me, and who *NEVER* dunked a basketball, like me, and has
*NEVER* laid as many women as me, says...
> Glad you liked it, you squat-to-piss no-fight fairy.
Is that why you were *NEVER* a bouncer, like me, homo-homunculus? Did your mommy smoke and drink, or did she
just drop you on you head. How tall are/were your parents, punk? Maybe we can shed the light on you being
adopted, or were your parents midgets too?
LOL... ONE 12 o'clock hammer-fist and you go nite-nite.
> I *always* get the better of AlleyPussyBitch, the psycho squat-to-piss no-fight
> faggot
Is that why you were *NEVER* a bouncer, like me, squirt?
I was a 3 sport letterman, a bouncer in THREE different restaurants / bars / lounges / discos (Chan's,
Victor's Jamaica Joe's), an assistant golf pro, a lifeguard on the white sand beaches of Ft. Walton/Destin,
(getting more pussy in a week, than you did your whole life), dunked a basketball at 5'9" for first time in
11th grade, played college baseball AND basketball (dual scholarships), and dated the captain of the cheer-
leading squad as a SOPHOMORE in high school. (there was no freshman class)
Rudy was that creepy IT guy, all the girls ran from.
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AlleyCat is one of the several people who dominate Rudy on a daily basis, keeping their bootheels on his
little pencil neck to the amusement of all.
[I Just *LOVE* The Way This Sig-file Makes Boi-Fucker Lose His Fucking Mind]
Rudy's Little Man's Disease: A disease of short males marked by aggressive antisocial behavior and constant
overcompensation resulting in pompous mannerisms such as spitting, twitching, swearing, speaking loudly and
tough talk.
"I can kill you with one hand. You know this." - Rudy
The disease only affects teenagers or men who are less than 5' 6" tall.
"I'm about eight inches shorter than Trump [6' 2"]." - Rudy
The severity of this disease is inversely proportional to the height of the sufferer. Other characteristics
of this scourge are a very short penis, acne, low I.Q and bad etiquette.
Often these males are homophobic to the point of insanity because of latent sexual orientation issues.
**FAGGOT!** - Rudy Canoza
"Fixed your lie, you you no-fight faggot." - Rudy Canoza
"Thanks for kicking my faggot ass." - Rudy Canoza
"'Self' is redundant, you toothless squat-to-piss no-fight faggot. - Rudy Canoza
"I've beaten *you* to a bloody pulp, you squat-to-piss *no-fight* faggot - every fucking time. You're a
zero, as every, stale, squat-to-piss *no-fight* faggot who incessantly bleats about "mommy's basement"
*ALWAYS* is." - Rudy Canoza
"... you you no-fight faggot." - Rudy Canoza
"... you toothless squat-to-piss no-fight faggot" - Rudy Canoza
"Kicked your flabby faggot ass again. Yes." - Rudy Canoza
"You a Squat-to-Piss Faggot." - Rudy Canoza
"The disgusting gurgling, slurping sounds below are just the faggots Hartung, Sanitary Napkin and Bit of
Nothingness enjoying a three-way" - Rudy Canoza
"YOU lose, Nazi faggot." - Rudy Canoza
Little Man's Disease is an untreatable epidemic in this country.
This is Rudy Canoza: https://i.imgur.com/kDtydh1.mp4