From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
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Subject: RUDY CANOZA, FOREVER THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL MIDGET, WHO WAS *NEVER* A THREE SPORT LETTERMAN, LIKE ME, AND WHO WAS *NEVER* A BOUNCER, LIKE ME, AND WHO WAS *NEVER* AN ASSISTANT GOLF PRO, LIKE ME, AND WHO WAS *NEVER* A LIFEGUARD, LIKE ME, AND WHO *NEVER* DUNKED A BASKETBALL, LIKE ME, AND HAS *NEVER* LAID AS MANY WOMEN AS ME, IS JUST A MIDGET PYCHO
Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2024 21:32:50 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
RUDY'S SOOO JEALOUS OF ME.
THIS IS WHY.
I WAS A 3 SPORT LETTERMAN, A BOUNCER IN THREE DIFFERENT RESTAURANTS / BARS / LOUNGES / DISCOS (CHAN'S, VICTOR'S JAMAICA JOE'S), AN
ASSISTANT GOLF PRO, A LIFEGUARD ON THE WHITE SAND BEACHES OF FT. WALTON/DESTIN, (GETTING MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK, THAN YOU DID YOUR WHOLE
LIFE), DUNKED A BASKETBALL AT 5'9" FOR FIRST TIME IN 11TH GRADE, PLAYED COLLEGE BASEBALL AND BASKETBALL (DUAL SCHOLARSHIPS), AND DATED THE
CAPTAIN OF THE CHEER-LEADING SQUAD AS A SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL. (THERE WAS NO FRESHMAN CLASS)
ALLEYCAT IS ONE OF THE SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO DOMINATE RUDY ON A DAILY BASIS, KEEPING THEIR BOOTHEELS ON HIS LITTLE PENCIL NECK TO THE
AMUSEMENT OF ALL.
[I JUST *LOVE* THE WAY THIS SIG-FILE MAKES BOI-FUCKER LOSE HIS FUCKING MIND]
RUDY'S LITTLE MAN'S DISEASE: A DISEASE OF SHORT MALES MARKED BY AGGRESSIVE ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR AND CONSTANT OVERCOMPENSATION RESULTING IN
POMPOUS MANNERISMS SUCH AS SPITTING, TWITCHING, SWEARING, SPEAKING LOUDLY AND TOUGH TALK.
"I CAN KILL YOU WITH ONE HAND. YOU KNOW THIS." - RUDY
THE DISEASE ONLY AFFECTS TEENAGERS OR MEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 5' 6" TALL.
"I'M ABOUT EIGHT INCHES SHORTER THAN TRUMP [6' 2"]." - RUDY
THE SEVERITY OF THIS DISEASE IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO THE HEIGHT OF THE SUFFERER. OTHER CHARACTERISTICS OF THIS SCOURGE ARE A VERY
SHORT PENIS, ACNE, LOW I.Q AND BAD ETIQUETTE.
OFTEN THESE MALES ARE HOMOPHOBIC TO THE POINT OF INSANITY BECAUSE OF LATENT SEXUAL ORIENTATION ISSUES.
**FAGGOT!** - RUDY CANOZA
"FIXED YOUR LIE, YOU YOU NO-FIGHT FAGGOT." - RUDY CANOZA
"THANKS FOR KICKING MY FAGGOT ASS." - RUDY CANOZA
"'SELF' IS REDUNDANT, YOU TOOTHLESS SQUAT-TO-PISS NO-FIGHT FAGGOT. - RUDY CANOZA
"I'VE BEATEN *YOU* TO A BLOODY PULP, YOU SQUAT-TO-PISS *NO-FIGHT* FAGGOT - EVERY FUCKING TIME. YOU'RE A ZERO, AS EVERY, STALE, SQUAT-TO-
PISS *NO-FIGHT* FAGGOT WHO INCESSANTLY BLEATS ABOUT "MOMMY'S BASEMENT" *ALWAYS* IS." - RUDY CANOZA
"... YOU YOU NO-FIGHT FAGGOT." - RUDY CANOZA
"... YOU TOOTHLESS SQUAT-TO-PISS NO-FIGHT FAGGOT" - RUDY CANOZA
"KICKED YOUR FLABBY FAGGOT ASS AGAIN. YES." - RUDY CANOZA
"YOU A SQUAT-TO-PISS FAGGOT." - RUDY CANOZA
"THE DISGUSTING GURGLING, SLURPING SOUNDS BELOW ARE JUST THE FAGGOTS HARTUNG, SANITARY NAPKIN AND BIT OF NOTHINGNESS ENJOYING A THREE-
WAY" - RUDY CANOZA
"YOU LOSE, NAZI FAGGOT." - RUDY CANOZA
LITTLE MAN'S DISEASE IS AN UNTREATABLE EPIDEMIC IN THIS COUNTRY.
THIS IS RUDY CANOZA: HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/KDTYDH1.MP4
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ALLEYCAT IS ONE OF THE SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO DOMINATE RUDY ON A DAILY BASIS, KEEPING THEIR BOOTHEELS ON HIS LITTLE PENCIL NECK TO THE
AMUSEMENT OF ALL.
THE TL;DR VERSION: PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, LIKE RUDY, MAY LOSE HIS JOB, RELATIONSHIPS, AND PUBLIC STANDING BECAUSE THE LIES BECOME TOO
RIDICULOUS OR NUMEROUS.
CALLED PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, COMPULSIVE LIAR, OR HABITUAL LIAR, RUDY HAS A
STRONG TENDENCY TO LIE OR EXAGGERATE. TYPICALLY, HE HAS NO REGARD FOR
THE TRUTH.
WHAT IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?
RUDY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR IS A PERSON WHO LIES AT A HIGH FREQUENCY AND
HAS NO REGARD FOR THE REPERCUSSIONS OF HIS LIES. HE WILL LIE TO ANYONE
AT ANY TIME ABOUT ANY ISSUE. THE LIES COULD BE BIG OR SMALL, DETAILED OR
VAGUE, OR ORCHESTRATED OR SPONTANEOUS. FOR PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, IT SEEMS
HIS ONLY GOAL IS TO LIE.
TYPICAL LIES HAVE A CLEAR PURPOSE, INCLUDING TO AVOID TROUBLE, GAIN
BENEFIT, OR IMPRESS HIMSELF.
A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR DIFFERS FROM NORMAL LYING BEHAVIOR BASED ON THE
FREQUENCY, THE DURATION, AND THE GOAL OF HIS LIES.
THE LIES THAT A PATHOLOGCAL LIAR, LIKE RUDY, TELLS, ARE:
LIES THAT ARE EXTENSIVE AND OVERLY COMPLICATED LIES AND PATTERNS OF
LYING THAT LAST FOR YEARS OR A LIFETIME LIES THAT ARE DISPROPORTIONATE
OR UNRELATED TO ANY END GOAL LIES THAT ARE NOT A RESULT OF ANOTHER
MENTAL OR MEDICAL HEALTH CONDITION.
WELL, WE ALREADY KNOW THAT ISN'T TRUE... RUDY HAS MULTIPLE MENTAL
PROBLEMS.
BASED ON THESE FACTORS, RUDY'S PATHOLOGICAL LYING COULD BE DEFINED AS "A
PERSISTENT, PERVASIVE, AND OFTEN COMPULSIVE PATTERN OF EXCESSIVE LYING
BEHAVIOR THAT LEADS TO CLINICALLY SIGNIFICANT IMPAIRMENT OF FUNCTIONING
IN SOCIAL, OCCUPATIONAL, OR OTHER AREAS."
OTHER CHARACTERISTIC OF RUDY'S PATHOLOGICAL LYING ARE:
IT CAUSES MARKED DISTRESS TO THE INDIVIDUAL
IT POSES A RISK TO OTHERS
IT OCCURS FOR LONGER THAN 6 MONTHS
RUDY MAY ALSO BE CALLED A:
COMPULSIVE LIAR
HABITUAL LIAR
CHRONIC LIAR
PERSON WITH MYTHOMANIA
PERSON WITH PSEUDOLOGIA FANTASTICA
5 SIGNS OF RUDY'S PATHOLOGICAL LYING:
BECAUSE HIS LIES ARE OFTEN CONCEALED WELL, RUDY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR MAY BE
WELL DISGUISED AMONG OTHER PEOPLE. WITH TIME, THE PATTERN OF UNTRUTHS
AND INCONSISTENCIES MAY BECOME MORE APPARENT. FOR THE MOST PART, THOUGH,
HIS PATHOLOGICAL LIES WILL BLEND IN WITH THE TRUTH, MAKING THESE STATEMENTS
CHALLENGING TO DISCERN. EVEN DISCOVERING THE LIES MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO
STOP THE LIAR FROM TELLING THEM.
HERE ARE FIVE SIGNS OF RUDY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR:
SPEAKING IN VAGUE OR GENERAL TERMS:
(BINGO! OR SEMANTICALLY VAGUE... TAKE YOUR PICK)
LIARS, LIKE RUDY, WILL TRY TO AVOID THE FUTURE DISTRESS OF HAVING TO RECALL
WHAT LIES HE HAS TOLD TO WHICH PEOPLE BY KEEPING INFORMATION LOOSE AND VAGUE.
EVEN SOMETHING BENIGN, LIKE HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO GIVE BLOWJOBS, CAN TURN INTO A LONG STORY WITH NO SOLID ANSWER.
THE GOAL OF THIS BEHAVIOR IS TO KEEP HIS ANSWER FROM CONFLICTING WITH ANY LIES THEY MAY HAVE TOLD IN THE PAST.
BEING OVERLY SPECIFIC OR DETAILED: ALTERNATIVELY, RUDY, THE LIAR, MAY OFFER STORIES WITH NUMEROUS FINE POINTS AND DETAILS. THE PLAN HERE IS
TO BE SO SPECIFIC THAT NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY QUESTION THE TRUTHFULNESS OF THE STORY BECAUSE THE DETAILS ARE CONVINCING.
INCONSISTENCIES IN STORIES: RUDY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, WILL NOT HAVE A
PERFECT MEMORY, SO IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE SLIPS UP BY CONFUSING
ONE LIE FOR ANOTHER. HEARING MULTIPLE RESPONSES TO THE SAME QUESTION WILL BE A
WAY TO IDENTIFY A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
FAILURE TO COMMIT TO PLANS OR OFTEN CANCELING PLANS: RUDY THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WILL AVOID MAKING PLANS OR MAY MAKE PLANS AND FREQUENTLY
CANCEL. THIS IS BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS OPTIONS OPEN FOR OTHER OPPORTUNITIES.
BECOMING ANGRY AND DEFENSIVE WHEN QUESTIONED: RUDY THE LIAR, WILL MAKE EXCUSES WHEN CAUGHT IN A LIE. WHEN THE OTHER PERSON'S PATIENCE IS
THIN, RUDY, THE LIAR, MAY BECOME ANGRY OR DEFENSIVE TO TAKE THE FOCUS OFF OF HIS LIES.
**FAGGOT**
5 CHARACTERISTICS OF PATHOLOGICAL LYING
THE SEEMING RANDOMNESS AND UNIMPORTANCE OF PATHOLOGICAL LIES MAY
SURPRISE PEOPLE. SOME LIES WILL HAVE NO INFLUENCE OR IMPACT ON A
RELATIONSHIP OR SITUATION WHATSOEVER. ANY STORY, SITUATION, OR
EXAGGERATION A PERSON CAN IMAGINE MAY BECOME A PATHOLOGICAL LIE.
SPECIFIC LIES ARE ENDLESS, BUT THEY OFTEN HAVE COMMONALITIES.
PATHOLOGICAL LIES SHARE THESE FIVE CHARACTERISTICS:
FREQUENCY:
RUDY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, LIES MORE OFTEN THAN OTHERS AND AVERAGE
ABOUT TEN OR MORE LIES PER DAY. IN TERMS OF FREQUENCY, THE LIES COULD ALL BE
VARIATIONS OF THE SAME LIE OR 10 SEPARATE LIES. TO RUDY, THE LIAR, THE ACTUAL
LIE MAY NOT BE AS IMPORTANT AS THE PROCESS OF LYING.
LONG IN DURATION:
STUDIES SHOW THAT RUDY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, WILL CONTINUE WITH THE EXCESSIVE
LYING FOR AT LEAST SIX DECADES. HE MAY CONTINUE WITH A LIE OVER THE
LONG-TERM, OR HE MAY MOVE FROM LIE TO LIE WITH FLUIDITY. PATHOLOGICAL
LIARS, LIKE RUDY, ARE TYPICALLY ABLE TO MAINTAIN A LIE FOR YEARS.
LACKING PURPOSE:
RUDY'S PATHOLOGICAL LIES ARE CONFOUNDING BECAUSE THEY SERVE NO PURPOSE AND
ACCOMPLISH NO GOAL, OTHER THAN FOR HIMSELF. RUDY, THE LIAR, MAY SAY THAT HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY ORANGE OR THAT HIS
FAVORITE FOOD IS PIZZA WHEN IT IS REALLY LOBSTER. THIS LIE DOES NOT BENEFIT THE LIAR, BUT THEY SAY IT ANYWAY.
STRESS INDUCING:
PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, LIKE RUDY, EXPERIENCE HIGHER RATES OF STRESS FROM LYING. THE STRESS MAY COME FROM THE INTRICACY OF ONGOING LIES AND THE
RISK OF BEING CAUGHT.
SELF-INCRIMINATING AND DEFEATING:
STANDARD LIES CAN GET RUDY OUT OF TROUBLE, BUT PATHOLOGICAL LIES GET HIM INTO TROUBLE.
PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, LIKE RUDY, MAY LOSE HIS JOB, RELATIONSHIPS, AND PUBLIC STANDING BECAUSE THE LIES BECOME TOO RIDICULOUS OR NUMEROUS.