From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics
Subject: Re: THIS Is How Fucked-In-The-Head Liberals Are
Date: Sun, 3 Nov 2024 20:41:45 -0600
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
On Sun, 03 Nov 2024 18:46:34 +0000, Mitchell Holman says...
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> > On Sun, 03 Nov 2024 14:05:02 +0000, Mitchell Holman says...
> >
> >> The police chief and
> >> the mayor say the whole thing is just
> >> made up.
> >
> > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >
> > Bullshit.
> >
> > It's the MAYOR and POLICE CHIEF, moron. THINK for a second.
> >
> > https://youtu.be/g7tYt_0NTs8
> >
> > Do you REALLY think the Mayor and Police Chief are going to tell the
> > truth, when it involves something as heinous as eating pets?
> > THAT'LL go over well at the next city council meeting on how to get
> > more money from tourism. Like a fart in a diving suit.
> >
> > How quickly are people going to books flights and rent cars, all
> > WANTING to go to the shithole, NOW, that IS Springfield?
> >
> > Ever hear of TOURISM?
>
>
> Your suppositions are not proof.
I don't NEED suppositions to know the truth.
And this was BEFORE the Trump truth about Haitians and Springfield.
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The Harsh Reality: Why Some Haitians Eat Cats And Dogs
https://youtu.be/Lu_10HQNaxo
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Do Haitians eat cats? (The Shocking Truth)
by L. SLAYER
March 27, 2019
I'm about to spill the beans and let you in on a little secret.
"Do Haitians eat cats" is one of the most frequently asked questions of Haitians in elementary school, middle school, high school, college,
and professional settings.
Many Haitians feel uncomfortable answering this question. I, on the other hand, don't have this problem.
Get ready. This one will shock you.
Do Haitians eat cats?
Don't be scared, kitty, we will not eat you.
YES, THEY EAT CATS. (if they eat cats IN Haiti, why is it so out of the realm of possibilities that those who ate cats in Haiti, came to
the US and ate some here?)
However, eating cat meat is not a daily or nationwide practice. Haitians mostly eat cats on December 24th in a national festivity called
"Reveyon", a big Christmas party.
This is exclusively known to a select group of Haitians found mostly in the countryside and remote villages.
Now I know you have many questions that need answers. I will answer some of them right here for you.
Let's go.
Why do Haitians eat cats?
Contrary to popular belief, Haitians don't eat cats because they are poor and hungry. They eat cats because it's a tradition.
Eating cats is not a new habit but an old tradition that started long ago in slavery.
For instance, runaway slaves hunted, killed, and ate wild cats deep in Haiti's forest and treacherous mountains many years before Haiti
became a nation. So the practice of eating cats is just as old as Haiti herself.
Do Haitians eat other types of animals?
Yes. Haitians eat cows, goats, sheep, chickens, pork, etc., but cat meat is a delicacy that many from the countryside simply can't resist.
Look, having a Reveyon without a cat is like celebrating Thanksgiving without a turkey. Unless you are a vegetarian, some just have to have
it.
Why? Well, again, it's an old tradition.
This one is for the Asians.
Do Haitians eat ducks and geese?
Yes. Haitians eat ducks, geese meat, and eggs just like in the US and Canada.
Why is it legal to eat cats in Haiti?
Some Haitians eat cat's meat freely for three reasons:
There are no laws designed to prevent people from eating cats.
Most Haitians do not have a human-like relationship with their pets.
Some see cats just like pork, beef, and chicken. So there is no discrimination.
There is no preferential treatment. Meat is meat--whether it is from cats or any other large animals.
What does cat meat taste like?
Meow! You ain't eating me.
Cat meat actually tastes like chicken. A scientific explanation for this similarity is that because many animals evolve from a common
ancestor, they often taste the same even when they smell differently.
When I tried it a few years ago that was exactly my impression. But to discover if this is true, you must try it to draw your own
conclusion.
Here is the truth:
Haitian's relationship with their pets is different from what you would typically see in North American or European homes.
While pet owners in those countries may feel comfortable letting their pets in their beds, in Haiti, the dynamic of the relationship is
completely different.
For example, they use dogs to guard their home and cats to catch the mouse in their kitchen and gardens. However, this is where the
interaction stops for most Haitians.
All that kissy-feely stuff you see people do with their pets in those North American and European countries is mostly unacceptable in
Haiti.
Haitians would probably never serve you cat meat without telling you about it. It is such an eventful thing, you would know about it
anyway.
Remember, this is mostly a once-a-year activity, and not all Haitians eat cat meat. Next time someone offers you a plate of Haitian food or
invites you to a Reveyon, go ahead and enjoy.
Remember, eating cats is exclusive to a select group of Haitians mostly from the countryside, and Haitians probably don't kill and eat cats
in other countries.
Conclusion
Do Haitians eat cats?
Yes. It is an old tradition exclusively known to a select group of Haitians from mostly the countryside.
Should you try it?
Maybe. I don't think it's for everyone because you may find it repugnant.
But you'll never know if you don't try. You may end up liking it very much.
What do you think? Would you eat cat meat?