From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
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Subject: LOL... Coming From A Trolling Stalker...
Date: Thu, 26 Dec 2024 19:23:24 -0600
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
On Thu, 26 Dec 2024 15:28:46 -0800, Alan says...
> What is this weird obsession of yours?
LOL... coming from someone who seems obsessed with trying to make himself look like the smartest nerd in the room, by stalking and trolling only and
not posting anything himself?
PLONK!
--
Alan Baker, The Creepy Internet Stalker!
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MuahMan
Feb 13, 2008, 12:19:48AM
to
Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from Vancouver,
BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
people that
stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia. Alan
Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
Yikes. If something happens to me please make sure the local, and Canadian
police no that I was being stalked online by Alan Baker, A Macintosh bench
tech from Vancouver, BC.
Please post this every newsgroup so your children know to avoid him and thus
remove themselves from danger.
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Alan Baker
Feb 13, 2008, 2:47:35AM
to
In article <AZ-dnccH3pK9ES_a...@comcast.com>,
"MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
> Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
Nope. I took about 45 minutes.
>
> They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
> practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
People whose lives are so public shouldn't say things that could get
them sued.
>
> Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from Vancouver,
> BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
> people that
>
> stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia. Alan
> Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
>
> http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
Or perhaps I should just inform the IRS about the possessions you've
bragged about to clear up that tax lien...
Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
home?
>
> Yikes. If something happens to me please make sure the local, and Canadian
> police no that I was being stalked online by Alan Baker, A Macintosh bench
> tech from Vancouver, BC.
>
>
> Please post this every newsgroup so your children know to avoid him and thus
> remove themselves from danger.
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."
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MuahMan
Feb 13, 2008, 2:55:05AM
to
"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
news:alangbaker-4A7C3C.00473513022008@...
> In article <AZ-dnccH3pK9ES_a...@comcast.com>,
> "MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
>
> > Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
>
> Nope. I took about 45 minutes.
>
> >
> > They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
> > practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
>
> People whose lives are so public shouldn't say things that could get
> them sued.
> >
Hire a lawyer and sue away. Two people can do research you sick perv.
> > Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from
> > Vancouver,
> > BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
> > people that
> >
> > stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia.
> > Alan
> > Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
> >
> > http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
>
> Or perhaps I should just inform the IRS about the possessions you've
> bragged about to clear up that tax lien...
>
www.irs.gov
> Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
> hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
> home?
Do your parents know you harass elderly people at 1am and threaten to kill
them on the phone?
Seriously get over your obsession with me. Find a hobby and quit spending
day and night worrrying, stalking, and threatening my family.
Keep bothering my family and you'll have another restraining order against
you.
>
> >
> > Yikes. If something happens to me please make sure the local, and
> > Canadian
> > police no that I was being stalked online by Alan Baker, A Macintosh
> > bench
> > tech from Vancouver, BC.
> >
> >
> > Please post this every newsgroup so your children know to avoid him and
> > thus
> > remove themselves from danger.
>
>
> Alan Baker
> Vancouver, British Columbia
> "If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
> to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
> sit in the bottom of that cupboard."
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Alan Baker
Feb 13, 2008, 2:59:07AM
to
In article <BsSdnXHnHooULS_a...@comcast.com>,
"MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
> "Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
> news:alangbaker-4A7C3C.00473513022008@...
> > In article <AZ-dnccH3pK9ES_a...@comcast.com>,
> > "MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
> >
> > > Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
> >
> > Nope. I took about 45 minutes.
> >
> > >
> > > They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
> > > practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
> >
> > People whose lives are so public shouldn't say things that could get
> > them sued.
> > >
>
> Hire a lawyer and sue away. Two people can do research you sick perv.
LOL
I'm sure 'two people" can. You: no.
>
> > > Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from
> > > Vancouver,
> > > BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
> > > people that
> > >
> > > stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia.
> > > Alan
> > > Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
> > >
> > > http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
> >
> > Or perhaps I should just inform the IRS about the possessions you've
> > bragged about to clear up that tax lien...
> >
>
> www.irs.gov
Is that an invitation?
>
>
>
> > Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
> > hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
> > home?
>
> Do your parents know you harass elderly people at 1am and threaten to kill
> them on the phone?
> Seriously get over your obsession with me. Find a hobby and quit spending
> day and night worrrying, stalking, and threatening my family.
> Keep bothering my family and you'll have another restraining order against
> you.
I've never bothered anyone, Pratt-fall. Not even you. I've just found
out a few facts.
But say, "Uncle" and I'll stop posting 'em.
:-)
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MuahMan
Feb 13, 2008, 3:05:31AM
to
"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
news:alangbaker-7E962A.00590613022008@...
I believe that's a website.
I didn't invite you to call my grandparents at all hours of the night that
sure didn't stop you.
> >
> >
> >
> > > Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
> > > hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
> > > home?
> >
> > Do your parents know you harass elderly people at 1am and threaten to
> > kill
> > them on the phone?
> > Seriously get over your obsession with me. Find a hobby and quit spending
> > day and night worrrying, stalking, and threatening my family.
> > Keep bothering my family and you'll have another restraining order
> > against
> > you.
>
> I've never bothered anyone, Pratt-fall. Not even you. I've just found
> out a few facts.
>
> But say, "Uncle" and I'll stop posting 'em.
You're not capable of bothering me. However when you bother my elderly
grandparents and get family involved you are crossing the line from online
weirdo, to complete psycho that needs help. You even stated it was fun
earlier finding personal information on people online. If your life really
that void. Perhaps instead of souring website after website trying to verify
if I have this motorcycle or that car, or that house you should get involved
in your own life. This sort of behavior has burned you before and left you
so you are unemployable and must work fixing computers for a living. You
should have learned your lesson the first time.
===============================================================================
Hey Alan Baker. You trolling fucking cunt.
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texas gate
Dec 27, 2023, 8:34:49?PM
Nothing of substance to post in the off season?
You fucking simple, piece of shit, useless, cock sucker.
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Jan 3, 2024, 2:24:19?PM
You mean 'Dave Royal' ?
LMAO!
> "Dave Royal is Alan Baker and he lives on Mount Stupid"
>
> Dave Royal <da...@dave123royal.com> wrote
>
> > > There were others but that one had a few to start with for now.
> >
> > 'Andy Burnelli' who started that thread has a familiar style! And it
> > doesn't mention DroidEdit or a couple of others I've tried over the years
> > and not preferred such as Simple Text Editor.
> >
>
> This is my _last_ post to "Dave Royal" as he will be plonked (along with
> his other nym of Alan Baker and all the other Alan Baker nyms out there).
>
> OT. Please ignore if you care about the subject matter of this thread.
> The only _relevant_ information in the post below are these screenshots.
> <https://i.postimg.cc/nVWkJT35/text01.jpg> Edit plain text files
> <https://i.postimg.cc/j5dkpx5j/text02.jpg> Simple Text Editor shows up
> <https://i.postimg.cc/0jzXNV7R/text03.jpg> Shortcut can be created
> <https://i.postimg.cc/4yjLHp1K/text04.jpg> Shortcut opens as a text file
> <https://i.postimg.cc/mDX6Rvzy/text05.jpg> Sometimes it does NOT show up
> <https://i.postimg.cc/L6rwJFyy/text06.jpg> Sometimes it can't SAVE it
> <https://i.postimg.cc/KzbPK6vB/text07.jpg> Simple Text Editor Permissions
> <https://i.postimg.cc/50mw8s6G/text08.jpg> WriterP Permissions
>
> Now back to the "Dave Royal" (aka Alan Baker) response...
> <https://dingdong887180022.files.wordpress.com/2021/10/dunning-kruger.jpg>
>
> Some people try to add value in every post.
> Others subtract it in every post.
>
> In decades on Usenet, I've only plonked a handful of people who _can't_ add
> value such as Snit, Dustin Cook, Sn!pe, and every nym of Alan Baker (of
> which Dave Royal is but one - where there are so many I can't count them).
>
> The nyms are OK, as with my newsreader setup, I don't even see who posts
> unless I look - which is kind of like Trump words - where I don't look up
> what he said unless someone tells me and I say "did he really say that?).
>
> Point being, nothing from Dave Royal adds value (as he's Alan Baker).
> In fact, Dave Royal _subtracts_ vale (aka Alan Baker) in every post.
>
> Even if he's not Alan Baker - he has the same IQ of about 40 (which is why
> he loudly proclaims to the world that he is an utter genius when he finally
> figures out what was never hidden from anyone - except from dumb robots).
>
> It irks me that people this incredibly stupid, actually exist - which is
> exactly why the Mount Stupid graphs exist - which fits the iKooks well.
> <https://pastorpaul.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/dunning-kruger-effect.jpg>
>
> Jesus Christ. Every time these low-IQ iKooks have nothing to say, they say
> it. Dave Royal _is_ Alan Baker who _is_ Jack_Of_All_Trades_Master_of_None
> <inv...@andybastard.com> who _is_ a hundred other nyms, all of which are
> childish kindergarten attempts at "outing" what they think they're geniuses
> at, but which only proves they live squarely atop the D-K Mount Stupid.
> *These strange low-IQ uneducated ignorant iKooks live squarely atop Mount Stupid*
> <https://groups.google.com/g/misc.phone.mobile.iphone/c/9eiX08J_g_w>
>
> If it takes an _adult_ more than five seconds to figure out my posts, then
> they're idiots because the only purpose of the random headers is privacy
> from robots - which these ignorant uneducated iKooks can't comprehend.
>
> For God's sake, when I post a thousand screenshots to the Windows newsgroup
> that have the _exact same screen_, how long can it take an idiot like you?
> <https://i.postimg.cc/fT2J40RD/windows-cascade-menu.jpg> Windows browsers
> <https://i.postimg.cc/j5K0RL7H/taskbarmenu01.jpg> No cortana search icon
> <https://i.postimg.cc/qvJDMQcq/taskbarmenu02.jpg> Menus are just folders
> <https://i.postimg.cc/cCwdrZsQ/taskbarmenu03.jpg> Menu comments displayed
> <https://i.postimg.cc/9FHWs4p1/taskbarmenu04.jpg> Comments can be changed
> <https://i.postimg.cc/SNdjMVZd/taskbarmenu05.jpg> (deleted)
> <https://i.postimg.cc/yY74z87s/taskbarmenu06.jpg> Hierarchies should match
> <https://i.postimg.cc/hjjVXkq5/taskbarmenu07.jpg> One web browser per task
> <https://i.postimg.cc/5N46Mpdm/taskbarmenu08.jpg> Need to organize os
>
> How many of these does a normal person take to figure it out?
> One right? Two maybe?
>
> But iKooks? It takes them a thousand. Two thousand. Three thousand.
> And then they declare that they're a "genius" for figuring it out.
> When it was never hidden.
>
> Who is that stupid?
>
> Hell, I post a thousand screenshots to the Android newsgroup like this,
> and it takes more than a thousand for you to claim you're a genius?
> <https://i.postimg.cc/nVWkJT35/text01.jpg> Edit plain text files
> <https://i.postimg.cc/j5dkpx5j/text02.jpg> Simple Text Editor shows up
> <https://i.postimg.cc/0jzXNV7R/text03.jpg> Shortcut can be created
> <https://i.postimg.cc/4yjLHp1K/text04.jpg> Shortcut opens as a text file
> <https://i.postimg.cc/mDX6Rvzy/text05.jpg> Sometimes it does NOT show up
> <https://i.postimg.cc/L6rwJFyy/text06.jpg> Sometimes it can't SAVE it
> <https://i.postimg.cc/KzbPK6vB/text07.jpg> Simple Text Editor Permissions
> <https://i.postimg.cc/50mw8s6G/text08.jpg> WriterP Permissions
>
> I even post a thousand screenshots to the child-like Apple newsgroups,
> where only the child-like Apple religious iKooks claim that they're a
> genius for "finally figuring out" what was never hidden in the 1st place.
> <https://i.postimg.cc/LXzB3Lc0/appleid01.jpg> Apple _forces_ a log in!
> <https://i.postimg.cc/9fPjQpr3/nag01.jpg> 3 iOS 16.7.3 nag items
> <https://i.postimg.cc/wxwgN0Fg/nag02.jpg> 2 iOS 16.7.3 nag items
> <https://i.postimg.cc/3NVqB4dC/nag03.jpg> 1 Update Apple ID settings
>
> It doesn't occur to these fantastically ignorant iKooks that the
> screenshots are the same, year after year, for thousands of them.
>
> Who is _that_ stupid?
> Nobody right?
>
> Except the iKooks are.
> They're so stupid, they don't even know how stupid they really are.
>
> > croy: there are loads of them. Just search playstore for 'text editor' and
> > try a few. Or FDroid or whatever you get apps from.
>
> That's something only an idiot would say, which is why Alan Baker said it.
> It means you don't know the first thing about Android text editors, Alan.
>
> That's because you live on Mount Stupid.
> --
> It irks me that people this incredibly stupid, actually exist - which is
> exactly why the Mount Stupid graphs exist - which fits the iKooks well.
> <https://psychology.stackexchange.com/questions/17825/what-is-the-primary-source-of-the-mount-stupid-graphic>
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Alan
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Jan 3, 2024, 3:31:33?PM
On 2024-01-03 12:24, News wrote:
> On 12/27/2023 9:34 PM, texas gate wrote:
> > Nothing of substance to post in the off season?
> > You fucking simple, piece of shit,
> > useless, cock sucker.
>
>
> You mean 'Dave Royal' ?
>
> LMAO!
And you believe this?
LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL!
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texas gate
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Jan 3, 2024, 3:51:25?PM
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to
On Wednesday, January 3, 2024 at 2:31:33?PM UTC-7, Alan wrote:
> And you believe this?
Alan Baker, The Creepy Internet Stalker!
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MuahMan
Feb 13, 2008, 12:19:48AM
to
Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from Vancouver,
BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
people that
stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia. Alan
Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
Yikes. If something happens to me please make sure the local, and Canadian
police no that I was being stalked online by Alan Baker, A Macintosh bench
tech from Vancouver, BC.
Please post this every newsgroup so your children know to avoid him and thus
remove themselves from danger.
Alan Baker's profile photo
Alan Baker
Feb 13, 2008, 2:47:35AM
to
In article <AZ-dnccH3pK9ES_a...@comcast.com>,
"MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
> Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
Nope. I took about 45 minutes.
>
> They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
> practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
People whose lives are so public shouldn't say things that could get
them sued.
>
> Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from Vancouver,
> BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
> people that
>
> stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia. Alan
> Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
>
> http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
Or perhaps I should just inform the IRS about the possessions you've
bragged about to clear up that tax lien...
Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
home?
>
> Yikes. If something happens to me please make sure the local, and Canadian
> police no that I was being stalked online by Alan Baker, A Macintosh bench
> tech from Vancouver, BC.
>
>
> Please post this every newsgroup so your children know to avoid him and thus
> remove themselves from danger.
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."
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MuahMan
Feb 13, 2008, 2:55:05AM
to
"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
news:alangbaker-4A7C3C.00473513022008@...
> In article <AZ-dnccH3pK9ES_a...@comcast.com>,
> "MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
>
> > Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
>
> Nope. I took about 45 minutes.
>
> >
> > They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
> > practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
>
> People whose lives are so public shouldn't say things that could get
> them sued.
> >
Hire a lawyer and sue away. Two people can do research you sick perv.
> > Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from
> > Vancouver,
> > BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
> > people that
> >
> > stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia.
> > Alan
> > Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
> >
> > http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
>
> Or perhaps I should just inform the IRS about the possessions you've
> bragged about to clear up that tax lien...
>
www.irs.gov
> Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
> hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
> home?
Do your parents know you harass elderly people at 1am and threaten to kill
them on the phone?
Seriously get over your obsession with me. Find a hobby and quit spending
day and night worrrying, stalking, and threatening my family.
Keep bothering my family and you'll have another restraining order against
you.
>
> >
> > Yikes. If something happens to me please make sure the local, and
> > Canadian
> > police no that I was being stalked online by Alan Baker, A Macintosh
> > bench
> > tech from Vancouver, BC.
> >
> >
> > Please post this every newsgroup so your children know to avoid him and
> > thus
> > remove themselves from danger.
>
>
> Alan Baker
> Vancouver, British Columbia
> "If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
> to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
> sit in the bottom of that cupboard."
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Alan Baker
Feb 13, 2008, 2:59:07AM
to
In article <BsSdnXHnHooULS_a...@comcast.com>,
"MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
> "Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
> news:alangbaker-4A7C3C.00473513022008@...
> > In article <AZ-dnccH3pK9ES_a...@comcast.com>,
> > "MuahMan" <mua...@cumcast.net> wrote:
> >
> > > Yikes. He's spent the last 48 hours researching me.
> >
> > Nope. I took about 45 minutes.
> >
> > >
> > > They should make internet stalking illegal, I think Alan Baker has had
> > > practice researching the little kiddies he likes to molest.
> >
> > People whose lives are so public shouldn't say things that could get
> > them sued.
> > >
>
> Hire a lawyer and sue away. Two people can do research you sick perv.
LOL
I'm sure 'two people" can. You: no.
>
> > > Anyone thinking of hiring this internet stalker Alan Baker from
> > > Vancouver,
> > > BC should certainly give him a psych eval. As according to this website
> > > people that
> > >
> > > stalk others on the internet more times than not leads to pedophilia.
> > > Alan
> > > Baker is obviously bordering on or has become a child predator.
> > >
> > > http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/internet-security090507.htm
> >
> > Or perhaps I should just inform the IRS about the possessions you've
> > bragged about to clear up that tax lien...
> >
>
> www.irs.gov
Is that an invitation?
>
>
>
> > Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
> > hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
> > home?
>
> Do your parents know you harass elderly people at 1am and threaten to kill
> them on the phone?
> Seriously get over your obsession with me. Find a hobby and quit spending
> day and night worrrying, stalking, and threatening my family.
> Keep bothering my family and you'll have another restraining order against
> you.
I've never bothered anyone, Pratt-fall. Not even you. I've just found
out a few facts.
But say, "Uncle" and I'll stop posting 'em.
:-)
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MuahMan
Feb 13, 2008, 3:05:31AM
to
"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
news:alangbaker-7E962A.00590613022008@...
I believe that's a website.
I didn't invite you to call my grandparents at all hours of the night that
sure didn't stop you.
> >
> >
> >
> > > Did your mother, Patricia, even know that you had a federal tax lien
> > > hanging over your head when she agreed to put you on the deed to her
> > > home?
> >
> > Do your parents know you harass elderly people at 1am and threaten to
> > kill
> > them on the phone?
> > Seriously get over your obsession with me. Find a hobby and quit spending
> > day and night worrrying, stalking, and threatening my family.
> > Keep bothering my family and you'll have another restraining order
> > against
> > you.
>
> I've never bothered anyone, Pratt-fall. Not even you. I've just found
> out a few facts.
>
> But say, "Uncle" and I'll stop posting 'em.
You're not capable of bothering me. However when you bother my elderly
grandparents and get family involved you are crossing the line from online
weirdo, to complete psycho that needs help. You even stated it was fun
earlier finding personal information on people online. If your life really
that void. Perhaps instead of souring website after website trying to verify
if I have this motorcycle or that car, or that house you should get involved
in your own life. This sort of behavior has burned you before and left you
so you are unemployable and must work fixing computers for a living. You
should have learned your lesson the first time.