From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.global-warming,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: Biden's Electric Car Fiasco Is Already Causing An Economic "Bloodbath"
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2025 14:43:47 -0600
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 11:19:20 -0800, Alan says...
> Animals and plants exist in an equilibrium.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT is the most UNscientific thing you have EVER said.
You might as well start calling yourself, Greta.
So... you're saying that before humans came along, the amount of CO² in the air and the number of all animals and plants on Earth, were in
equilibrium and BALANCED with each other?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So... when "we" had extinctions, like after the various asteroids that have hit Earth, the CO² lowered it's OWN levels to go back into equilibrium
with plants and animals?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sometimes, faggot... sometimes. I just don't know about you.
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Global Warming Explains EVERYTHING!
Global Warming makes for shorter winters, except for when it makes for longer winters.
Global Warming means less snow, except for when Global Warming means more snow.
And Global Warming causes droughts in California and floods in Texas and Oklahoma and generally makes wet places wetter and dry places dryer, except
when it makes wet places drier and dry places wetter, except when none of that changes at all, and then Global Warming explains that too!
And Global Warming causes more hurricanes at the same time as it causes less hurricanes.
Global Warming causes more rain but less water... and less rain but more water?
Global Warming causes more water vapour in the atmosphere with more snow and rain, at the same time it causes less water vapour in the atmosphere,
with less snow and rain?
Global Warming decreases the spread of malaria at the same time as it increases the spread of malaria.
Global Warming makes San Francisco foggier... Global Warming makes San Francisco less foggy.
Global Warming causes duller autumn leaves... Global Warming causes shinier autumn leaves.
Global Warming makes for less salty seas... Global Warming makes for saltier seas.
Global Warming causes the polar ice caps to melt... Global Warming also causes the polar ice caps to freeze.
Global Warming makes the Earth hotter, unless the Earth isn't getting hotter... in which case, Global Warming can explain that too.
What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific theory. It can explain literally everything including self contradictory things.
This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?