From: Radio Gnome <gong@radiognome.com>
Newsgroups: alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics
Subject: Re: Pardon Every Last One of Them
Date: Tue, 7 Jan 2025 09:48:50 -0500
Organization: A noiseless patient Spider
On 1/6/2025 10:04 PM, Mitchell Holman wrote:
> AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:MPG.41e624cd2fe4885e98b17b@news.eternal-september.org:
>
>>
>> Donald Trump is expected to grant clemency to over 1,000 people
>> convicted in connection with the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the US
>> Capitol - Bloomberg
>>
>> Release them all!
>
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>
>
> Did you break into the Capitol and
> steal furniture?
>
> Trump thinks you are a patriot, have
> a pardon!
Did you commit theft of government property?
Biden thinks you're a patriot, have a pardon!
> Did you smash a cop in the face with
> a fire extinguisher?
>
> Trump thinks you are a patriot, have
> a pardon!
Did you committ second degree murder while armed?
Biden thinks you're a patriot, have a pardon.
>
>
> Did you smear your poop on the walls
> of Congress?
>
> Trump thinks you are a patriot, have
> a pardon!
Congress deserved this one. But speaking of poop...
Did you commit, may have committed, or will commit, a gun, tax, or any
crime from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024, including but not
limited to all offenses charged or prosecuted (including any that have
resulted in convictions) or any crime against the US?
Biden thinks you're a patriot, have a pardon son.