From: Marcia Bullis <ohdodaday@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: can.politics
Subject: 3 Men of God
Date: Tue, 18 Feb 2025 16:23:55 -0500
Organization: To protect and to server
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty with
a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.