From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Heavy Snow Sweeps South Korea and Other Updates From Our Favorite Failed Screenwriter: CAP ALLON
Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:41:40 -0600
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
March:
Heavy Snow Sweeps South Korea
Flakes For Tokyo
Michigan Snow Impresses
Udaipur Chills
Antarctica To -61.5c (-78.7f)
Hurricanes Are Not Getting Stronger
Greenland Ice Sheet Above Average
Colder-Than-Average February For Canada
Avalanche Buries Workers In Northern India
Red Snowfall Alerts In China
AP: It's Cold Because It's Warm
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February:
Bees Struggling In The Cold
Cyprus Crops Hit Hard
Montreal's Snowy February
Historic Flurries Sweep Ladakh
Northern Hemisphere Snow Mass At 3,200 Gigatons
Snows Persist In N. India
Fierce Cold To Sweep China
South Pole At -50c (-58f)
Iraqi Desert Snow
Middle East Freeze
Blizzards Batter Georgia
Snows Sweep Northern India
Cyprus At Record Electricity Demand
Northern Hemisphere Snow Mass Well-Above Average
Japan's Record-Breaking Winter To Worsen
Extreme February
Greece's Record Snowfall
Cyprus Shivers
Record Cold Week Across The US
US Cold Records Mount
Relentless Snow Slams Turkey
Big Accumulations Across Northern India
Japan Buried
Deep Freeze Grips Central Europe
Long-Standing Records Fall Across America
One Of Antarctica's Earliest -60c's On Record
Record Cold Czech Republic
Northern Hemisphere Snow Above Average
Japan's Resorts At 20+ Feet
Antarctica Nears -60c
Cold Records Begin Falling Across U.S.
Canada Breaks Long-Standing Benchmarks
Montreal's Historic Snowfall
Australia Cools
Drop In Albedo Hunga Tonga Hunga Hai"apai Causing Warming?
"Life-Threatening Cold" Enters The U.S.
Record February Cold Grips Australia
Poland To -41.1c (-42f)
Vostok At -57.4c (-71.3f)
Orilla On Brink Of Historic Snowfall Record
Japan's Snow Continues To Impress
Antarctica At -55.1c (-67.2f)
The Climate Racket Is Collapsing
Big Gains On Greenland
Antarctic Below -50c (-58f)
Records Fall Across The Northwest
Record Snow Destroys Japan's Apple Orchards
Cold Sends Romania's Gas Prices Soaring
"The Freezer Door Is About To Be Opened (Again!)"
Saudi Arabia's Rare Freeze
Japan's Record Snow Turns Deadly
America's Coldest January Since 1988
Record Uptick In Northern Hemisphere Snow Extent
Snow Records Continue To Fall Across Japan
Intense Freeze Sweeps S. Korea
MP's Rare Chill
Turkey's Record Gas Consumption Amid Big Freeze
Record Cold Grips B.C.
Arctic Blast To Wallop The U.S.
Heavy Snow Hits Iran
Himachal Pradesh Suffers Intense Lows/Snows
Rare Low-Elevation Flurries In Taiwan
Japan Ski Resort Surpasses 20 Feet
Antarctic Sea Ice Recovery: Climate Models In Crisis
Concordia At -48.5c (-55.3f)
Arctic Outbreak Round Two
New Nature Study: No Slow Down In Amoc
NOAA Data Practices Investigated
Global Temperatures Cool Significantly In January
Record Snows Persist In Japan
No Sea-Level Rise Since 1800s
Blizzards On Sakhalin
Finland Nears -40c (-40f)
Record February Cold Threatens Northern China
All-Time Snow Totals Sweep Japan
4 Feet In 3 Days Buries The Alps
Stable Temperatures In Greenland, Study Finds
Arctic Blast To Slam The U.S.
Sakhalin Blizzards
Scientists Say Global Warming Could Cool The UK
Snow In Japan Exceeds 17 Feet
Another "Polar Express" Looms For The U.S.
Cold Chokes Spanish Vegetables
NASA Removes Past Temperature Data
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Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² Explains EVERYTHING!
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for shorter winters, except for when it makes for longer winters.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means less snow, except for when Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means more snow.
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes droughts in California and floods in Texas and Oklahoma and generally makes wet places wetter and dry places dryer, except when it makes wet places drier
and dry places wetter, except when none of that changes at all, and then Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² explains that too!
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more hurricanes at the same time as it causes less hurricanes.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more rain but less water... and less rain but more water?
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more water vapour in the atmosphere, at the same time it causes less rain... and less water vapour in the atmosphere, when it causes MORE rain?
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² decreases the spread of malaria at the same time as it increases the spread of malaria.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco foggier... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco less foggy.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes duller autumn leaves... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes shinier autumn leaves.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for less salty seas... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for saltier seas.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes the polar ice caps to melt... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² also causes the polar ice caps to freeze.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes the Earth hotter, unless the Earth isn't getting hotter... in which case, Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² can explain that too.
What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific theory. It can explain literally everything including self contradictory things.
This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?
Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science and within the philosophy of science there's something called the demarcation problem... how do you differentiate science from
pseudo-science?
The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).