From: Little Laos <valid@sendit.com>
Newsgroups: alt.global-warming,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: LOL - Will You Screeching Fuckers Make Up Your Fucking Minds!!??
Date: Wed, 5 Mar 2025 06:12:00 -0000 (UTC)
Organization: Mixmin
On 02 Mar 2025, AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com> posted some
news:MPG.422e9c99709fe55998b70a@news.eternal-september.org:
>
> I have to amend previous posts, now.
>
> Sea levels are dropping!
>
> Earthquakes and volcanoes are waking up!
>
> Even the Earth's axis is moving!
>
> All because of melting ice!
>
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GlD932OWQAAyRej?format=jpg&name=large
> https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/melting-glaciers-are-wrea
> king-havoc-earths-crust-180960226/
>
> Then, there's:
>
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GlEfCTSWYAAVxTq?format=png&name=medium
> https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/melting-greenland-ice-sheet-w
> ill-cause-at-least-ten-inches-of-sea-level-rise-study-finds-180980675/
>
> So, dropping sea levels now?
>
> (Climate lunatics: "Oh my (G)od CO2 (is) causing sea levels to drop
> now!!")
Gravity and cetrifugal force too!
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>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² Explains EVERYTHING!
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for shorter winters, except
> for when it makes for longer winters.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means less snow, except for when
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means more snow.
>
> And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes droughts in California
> and floods in Texas and Oklahoma and generally makes wet places wetter
> and dry places dryer, except when it makes wet places drier and dry
> places wetter, except when none of that changes at all, and then
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² explains that too!
>
> And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more hurricanes at the
> same time as it causes less hurricanes.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more rain but less water...
> and less rain but more water?
>
> And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more water vapour in the
> atmosphere, at the same time it causes less rain... and less water
> vapour in the atmosphere, when it causes MORE rain?
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² decreases the spread of malaria at
> the same time as it increases the spread of malaria.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco foggier...
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco less foggy.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes duller autumn leaves...
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes shinier autumn leaves.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for less salty seas... Climate
> Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for saltier seas.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes the polar ice caps to melt...
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² also causes the polar ice caps to
> freeze.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes the Earth hotter, unless the
> Earth isn't getting hotter... in which case, Climate Change/Global
> Warming/CO² can explain that too.
>
> What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific
> theory. It can explain literally everything including self
> contradictory things.
>
> This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?
>
> Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science
> and within the philosophy of science there's something called the
> demarcation problem... how do you differentiate science from
> pseudo-science?
>
> The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).
Why would anyone trust a left-winger to explain common sense basics about
ordinary weather?