From: Little Laos <valid@sendit.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: why can't yiou fuckewrs ever make up your goddamn minds!!??
Date: Wed, 5 Mar 2025 06:12:26 -0000 (UTC)
Organization: Mixmin
On 02 Mar 2025, AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com> posted some
news:MPG.422eb4ca3bd7726b98b70b@news.eternal-september.org:
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> Climate Scientists Say... .
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> Beavers Are:
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> Bad For The Planet!
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> Combating Global Warming?
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> Accelerating Climate Change !
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> Helping Save California?
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> Threatening The Biosphere !
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> Climate-Solving Heroes?
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> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GlEQ_XaXwAAgg7v?format=jpg&name=large
Save the climate! Eat a beaver!
Just don't eat Kamala's.
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> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² Explains EVERYTHING!
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> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for shorter winters, except
> for when it makes for longer winters.
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> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means less snow, except for when
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means more snow.
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> And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes droughts in California
> and floods in Texas and Oklahoma and generally makes wet places wetter
> and dry places dryer, except when it makes wet places drier and dry
> places wetter, except when none of that changes at all, and then
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² explains that too!
>
> And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more hurricanes at the
> same time as it causes less hurricanes.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more rain but less water...
> and less rain but more water?
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> And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more water vapour in the
> atmosphere, at the same time it causes less rain... and less water
> vapour in the atmosphere, when it causes MORE rain?
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² decreases the spread of malaria at
> the same time as it increases the spread of malaria.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco foggier...
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco less foggy.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes duller autumn leaves...
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes shinier autumn leaves.
>
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for less salty seas... Climate
> Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for saltier seas.
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> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes the polar ice caps to melt...
> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² also causes the polar ice caps to
> freeze.
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> Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes the Earth hotter, unless the
> Earth isn't getting hotter... in which case, Climate Change/Global
> Warming/CO² can explain that too.
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> What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific
> theory. It can explain literally everything including self
> contradictory things.
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> This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?
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> Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science
> and within the philosophy of science there's something called the
> demarcation problem... how do you differentiate science from
> pseudo-science?
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> The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).