From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.global-warming,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: If Only President Woodrow Wilson Would Have Called on Congress To Levy A Carbon Tax!!
Date: Sat, 8 Mar 2025 20:03:21 -0600
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
Amarillo, Texas is only expected to reach 36° today.
It hasn't always been this cold on March 8th.
On this date in 1918, it was a terrifying 83°.
This could've been prevented if President Woodrow Wilson called on Congress
to levy a carbon tax. Just one more reason Wilson was the worst President
ever.
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Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² Explains EVERYTHING!
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for shorter winters, except for when
it makes for longer winters.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means less snow, except for when Climate
Change/Global Warming/CO² means more snow.
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes droughts in California and
floods in Texas and Oklahoma and generally makes wet places wetter and dry
places dryer, except when it makes wet places drier and dry places wetter,
except when none of that changes at all, and then Climate Change/Global
Warming/CO² explains that too!
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more hurricanes at the same time
as it causes less hurricanes.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more rain but less water... and less
rain but more water?
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more water vapour in the
atmosphere, at the same time it causes less rain... and less water vapour in
the atmosphere, when it causes MORE rain?
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² decreases the spread of malaria at the same
time as it increases the spread of malaria.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco foggier... Climate
Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco less foggy.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes duller autumn leaves... Climate
Change/Global Warming/CO² causes shinier autumn leaves.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for less salty seas... Climate
Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for saltier seas.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes the polar ice caps to melt...
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² also causes the polar ice caps to freeze.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes the Earth hotter, unless the Earth
isn't getting hotter... in which case, Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² can
explain that too.
What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific theory. It
can explain literally everything including self contradictory things.
This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?
Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science and
within the philosophy of science there's something called the demarcation
problem... how do you differentiate science from pseudo-science?
The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).