Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: jojo <f00@0f0.00f>
Organization: jieigyou
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 06:44:47 +0000
Bob Probaska wrote:
> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local farms
> in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually
> assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose that has
> been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and possibly harming
> the animals.
>
> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas
> O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having information
> concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta Environment and
> Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose,
i hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.