From: "Terry Miles" <tmiles43@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
Organization: Easynews - www.easynews.com
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:55:44 GMT
jojo wrote:
> Bob Probaska wrote:
> > A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local
> > farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
> > sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>
> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>
>
> > Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
> > that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
> > possibly harming the animals.
> >
> > �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas
> > O�Neill, local farmer
>
> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>
>
> > After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
> > successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
> > information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
> > Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>
> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.
I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a long nose,
but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
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