Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: % <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 08:28:24 -0700
Terry Miles wrote:
> jojo wrote:
>
>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local
>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>
>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>
>>
>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>
>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas
>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>
>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>
>>
>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>
>
>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.
>
>
> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a long nose,
> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>
>
moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall