Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: jojo <f00@0f0.00f>
Organization: jieigyou
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 15:57:15 +0000
% wrote:
> Terry Miles wrote:
>> jojo wrote:
>>
>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on
>>>> local
>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>
>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>
>>>
>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>
>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� �
>>>> Thomas
>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>
>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>
>>>
>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the
>>>> Alberta
>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>
>>
>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
>>> moose, i
>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it
>>> loves.
>>
>>
>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
>> long nose,
>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>
>>
> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
did you tell that cow shagging moose that?