Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: % <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 09:11:22 -0700
jojo wrote:
> % wrote:
>> Terry Miles wrote:
>>> jojo wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local
>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>>
>>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>>
>>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas
>>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>>
>>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>>
>>>
>>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.
>>>
>>>
>>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a long nose,
>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>>
>>>
>> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
>
> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
it's just a message running with the herd