From: "Terry Miles" <tmiles43@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
Organization: Easynews - www.easynews.com
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 17:44:32 GMT
jojo wrote:
> % wrote:
> > Terry Miles wrote:
> > > jojo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Bob Probaska wrote:
> > > > > A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on
> > > > > local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has
> > > > > allegedly been sexually assaulting cows in the area since its
> > > > > escape.
> > > >
> > > > i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a
> > > > > moose that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their
> > > > > cattle and possibly harming the animals.
> > > > >
> > > > > �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� �
> > > > > Thomas O�Neill, local farmer
> > > >
> > > > that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have
> > > > > not successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
> > > > > information concerning its whereabouts should contact the
> > > > > Alberta Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
> > > >
> > >
> > > > moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
> > > > moose, i hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing
> > > > what it loves.
> > >
> > >
> > > I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
> > > long nose, but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
> > >
> > >
> > moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
>
> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
Ha. Think he'd give a shit?
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