From: "His Way Or The..." <president-trump@kicking.ass>
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 16:47:08 -0700
Organization: Mixmin
On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
> jojo wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>> Terry Miles wrote:
>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local
>>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>>>
>>>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
>>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
>>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas
>>>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>>>
>>>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
>>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
>>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
>>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a long nose,
>>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
>>
>> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
>
> it's just a message running with the herd
When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?