Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: jojo <f00@0f0.00f>
Organization: jieigyou
Date: Sat, 22 Mar 2025 00:37:32 +0000
His Way Or The... wrote:
> On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
>> jojo wrote:
>>> % wrote:
>>>> Terry Miles wrote:
>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking
>>>>>>> on local
>>>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a
>>>>>>> moose
>>>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their
>>>>>>> cattle and
>>>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows
>>>>>>> doggy-style� � Thomas
>>>>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>>>>
>>>>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still
>>>>>>> have not
>>>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the
>>>>>>> Alberta
>>>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
>>>>>> moose, i
>>>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what
>>>>>> it loves.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
>>>>> long nose,
>>>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
>>>
>>> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
>>
>> it's just a message running with the herd
>
> When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?
why? do you want to join them lol!