Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: % <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 18:18:21 -0700
jojo wrote:
> His Way Or The... wrote:
>> On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
>>> jojo wrote:
>>>> % wrote:
>>>>> Terry Miles wrote:
>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>>>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local
>>>>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>>>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
>>>>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
>>>>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� �
>>>>>>>> Thomas
>>>>>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
>>>>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
>>>>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
>>>>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a long
>>>>>> nose,
>>>>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
>>>>
>>>> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
>>>
>>> it's just a message running with the herd
>>
>> When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?
>
> why? do you want to join them lol!
>
>
not a good idea , they'll kill you