Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: jojo <f00@0f0.00f>
Organization: jieigyou
Date: Sat, 22 Mar 2025 01:48:11 +0000
% wrote:
> jojo wrote:
>> His Way Or The... wrote:
>>> On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>> Terry Miles wrote:
>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>>>>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is
>>>>>>>>> wreaking on local
>>>>>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly
>>>>>>>>> been
>>>>>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about
>>>>>>>>> a moose
>>>>>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their
>>>>>>>>> cattle and
>>>>>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows
>>>>>>>>> doggy-style� � Thomas
>>>>>>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still
>>>>>>>>> have not
>>>>>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>>>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact
>>>>>>>>> the Alberta
>>>>>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
>>>>>>>> moose, i
>>>>>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what
>>>>>>>> it loves.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with
>>>>>>> a long nose,
>>>>>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until
>>>>>> fall
>>>>>
>>>>> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
>>>>
>>>> it's just a message running with the herd
>>>
>>> When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?
>>
>> why? do you want to join them lol!
>>
>>
> not a good idea , they'll kill you
yeah tell that guy... his way or the?? what a stupid name!!