Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
From: % <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2025 19:34:04 -0700
jojo wrote:
> % wrote:
>> jojo wrote:
>>> His Way Or The... wrote:
>>>> On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>> Terry Miles wrote:
>>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on
>>>>>>>>>> local
>>>>>>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>>>>>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
>>>>>>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
>>>>>>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� �
>>>>>>>>>> Thomas
>>>>>>>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
>>>>>>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>>>>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
>>>>>>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
>>>>>>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it
>>>>>>>>> loves.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
>>>>>>>> long nose,
>>>>>>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
>>>>>>
>>>>>> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
>>>>>
>>>>> it's just a message running with the herd
>>>>
>>>> When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?
>>>
>>> why? do you want to join them lol!
>>>
>>>
>> not a good idea , they'll kill you
>
> yeah tell that guy... his way or the?? what a stupid name!!
>
just let him be and he'll leave