From: ordonkey <orangeneck@127.0.0.1>
Newsgroups: aus.politics,can.politics,alt.atheism,alt.society.liberalism,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics
Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2025 13:47:35 +0100
Subject: Re: Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
In <vrnhgj$1116o$1@dont-email.me> sheepshagger wrote:
>
> jojo wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>> jojo wrote:
>>>> His Way Or The... wrote:
>>>>> On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>>> Terry Miles wrote:
>>>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on
>>>>>>>>>>> local
>>>>>>>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
>>>>>>>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
>>>>>>>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
>>>>>>>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> �I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� �
>>>>>>>>>>> Thomas
>>>>>>>>>>> O�Neill, local farmer
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
>>>>>>>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
>>>>>>>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
>>>>>>>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
>>>>>>>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it
>>>>>>>>>> loves.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
>>>>>>>>> long nose,
>>>>>>>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> it's just a message running with the herd
>>>>>
>>>>> When are moose most likely to do this?ÃÂ Dusk or dawn?
>>>>
>>>> why? do you want to join them lol!
>>>>
>>>>
>>> not a good idea , they'll kill you
>>
>> yeah tell that guy... his way or the?? what a stupid name!!
>>
> just let him be and he'll leave
He's from Victoria, they always sneak back.