From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.global-warming,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: How Desperate You Fucks Have Become - Episode #8,821
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2025 08:10:15 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
How Desperate You Fucks Have Become
Oooopsie... . This doesn't fit the narrative.
earth.com
NATURE - SCIENCE - LIFE
Why winters are getting colder when the world is getting warmer
By Eric Ralls - Earth.com staff writer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GmwjymUaYAA6U3m?format=jpg&name=large
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Scientific Article for Students
How does climate change make fish late for dinner?
LOL
Imagine you are a young and hungry fish looking for food in an estuary (the part of a river where it meets the ocean). You need
to grow big and strong before you migrate to the ocean, and depend on tiny floating creatures (plankton) for food. However, the
occurrence of these tiny creatures in the estuary varies seasonally. Lucky for you, nature has synchronized both your time in the
estuary and that of your prey, and you survive. This synchronization depends on many different factors, among them the
temperature of the water. Now imagine someone turning up the heat (like we humans are doing by changing the climate). Could the
rising water temperatures mess up the timing for you, the predator, and your prey? To answer this question we looked at climate-
related changes in the synchronization of predator and prey in the biggest estuary in Western Europe. And indeed, we found signs
of temporal mismatches in its aquatic food web. We fear that the observed changes can put this important ecosystem and its role
as a big fish nursery at risk.
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Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² Explains EVERYTHING!
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for shorter winters, except for when it makes for longer winters.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means less snow, except for when Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means more snow.
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes droughts in California and floods in Texas and Oklahoma and generally makes wet
places wetter and dry places dryer, except when it makes wet places drier and dry places wetter, except when none of that changes
at all, and then Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² explains that too!
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more hurricanes at the same time as it causes less hurricanes.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more rain but less water... and less rain but more water?
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more water vapour in the atmosphere, at the same time it causes less rain... and
less water vapour in the atmosphere, when it causes MORE rain?
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² decreases the spread of malaria at the same time as it increases the spread of malaria.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco foggier... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco less
foggy.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes duller autumn leaves... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes shinier autumn leaves.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for less salty seas... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for saltier seas.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes the polar ice caps to melt... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² also causes the polar
ice caps to freeze.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes the Earth hotter, unless the Earth isn't getting hotter... in which case, Climate
Change/Global Warming/CO² can explain that too.
What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific theory. It can explain literally everything including self
contradictory things.
This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?
Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science and within the philosophy of science there's something
called the demarcation problem... how do you differentiate science from pseudo-science?
The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).