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Draft Dodging Presidents You Liberal Faggots Won't Talk About

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Wanna see Biden's "asthma" is action?

NO ONE with asthma talks this long without needing a breather and a snort of Primatine.

https://youtu.be/3UoCf6NU3uY

While first glance at Creepy Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak Joe Biden's long 
career in politics would give you the impression of a racist plagiarism and 
serious pedophile, don't worry, there's far more skeletons in his closet.

In addition to everything we already know is wrong with Old-Rich-White-
Religious Freak, Joe Biden, he also seems to have a history of evading the 
draft in Vietnam, according to a report from InsideSources.

Of course, the outlet also bashes President Trump over his own deferment 
during Vietnam, but to compare Trump to Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe 
Biden in this respect, as you will come to learn, is a pretty unfair 
comparison.

According to the report, after graduating college in 1968, Old-Rich-White-
Religious Freak, Joe Biden was eligible for the draft, meaning he should have 
ended up fighting in Vietnam. He earned a 1-Y draft deferment, however, due 
to asthma:

That's right-asthma.

There's one little problem with Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden's 
"asthma."

Although Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden was granted a deferment 
for "asthma as a teenager"... this didn't stop him from playing high school 
football.

Oops.

InsideSources also points out that, in Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe 
Biden's autobiography, Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden makes no 
mention of asthma, but does brag about being "active in intramural sports" in 
college, and "recounts an active childhood [and] football exploits in high 
school."

Certainly doesn't seem like the kind of asthma that should have kept him from 
the draft if he had no problem with "football exploits."

What's worse, during one summer home from college, according to Old-Rich-
White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden's own account, he worked as a lifeguard, 
which certainly has very high standards for physical fitness, including a 
healthy set of lungs.

It gets worse.

One incident from that summer stands out: How Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, 
Joe Biden had to wrap a six-foot length of metal chain around his arm to face 
off against a knife-wielding local tough who went by the name "Corn Pop."

"You might cut me, Corn Pop, but I'm going to wrap this chain around your 
head before you do," Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden told him. 
Strong words, but he was a healthy, high school football player who could 
back them up. Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden and Corn Pop resolved 
their differences without violence and, according to Old-Rich-White-Religious 
Freak, Joe Biden, became poolside friends.

Just six years later, at the height of the fighting in Vietnam, that same 
poolside athlete avoided mandatory military service due to "asthma as a 
teenager."

So let's get this straight.

Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden, as a teenager, was healthy enough 
to play football and also qualify as a lifeguard, which is no easy feat.

And the left wants to mock Trump's "bone spurs," which is the reason behind 
his own 1-Y classification. However, bone spurs are a real diagnosis that 
don't seem to conflict with Trump's lifestyle at all.

He's not exactly known for competing in triathlons.

Old-Rich-White-Religious Freak, Joe Biden, on the other hand, is a known liar 
and and fraud, and is going to have a very hard time explaining this doozy.