From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.global-warming,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Climate Collapse, Imminent!
Date: Wed, 26 Mar 2025 10:28:44 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
The climate is near another tipping point. I'm not even going to bother paying tax this year. We'll be underwater before they
have time to put me in prison.
Another fucking tipping point!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gm6iRnEbYAAysFj?format=jpg&name=large
Comments:
If case you don't believe in my climate predictions ~ I have other ones!
"Could?" Haven't they been predicting this for decades and it still hasn't happened? What is their idea of "fast?"
Michael Mann fell flat off his tipping point LOL.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gm7C2bYWkAADip2?format=png&name=small
Al Gore has never been right about anything.
https://i.imgur.com/BzJPLch.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/tVSsV0v.jpg
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Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² Explains EVERYTHING!
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for shorter winters, except for when it makes for longer winters.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means less snow, except for when Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² means more snow.
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes droughts in California and floods in Texas and Oklahoma and generally makes wet
places wetter and dry places dryer, except when it makes wet places drier and dry places wetter, except when none of that changes
at all, and then Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² explains that too!
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more hurricanes at the same time as it causes less hurricanes.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more rain but less water... and less rain but more water?
And Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes more water vapour in the atmosphere, at the same time it causes less rain... and
less water vapour in the atmosphere, when it causes MORE rain?
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² decreases the spread of malaria at the same time as it increases the spread of malaria.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco foggier... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes San Francisco less
foggy.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes duller autumn leaves... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes shinier autumn leaves.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for less salty seas... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes for saltier seas.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² causes the polar ice caps to melt... Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² also causes the polar
ice caps to freeze.
Climate Change/Global Warming/CO² makes the Earth hotter, unless the Earth isn't getting hotter... in which case, Climate
Change/Global Warming/CO² can explain that too.
What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific theory. It can explain literally everything including self
contradictory things.
This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?
Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science and within the philosophy of science there's something
called the demarcation problem... how do you differentiate science from pseudo-science?
The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).