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It's not the fact that climate changes, morons... we KNOW this. It's the FACT that man's pittance of contribution to CO² (3% or 
12ppm out of 410ppm) doesn't do a fucking thing.

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Scientists Prove MAN-MADE Global Warming Is A Hoax

The far-left ThinkProgress reports that scientists have finally proven that the theory of man-made global warming is a total 
hoax.

Of course, no one will admit it, but that is exactly what has happened.

A new scientific study has revealed the following:

Current CO2 levels of 410 parts per million (ppm) were last seen on Earth three million years ago, according to the most detailed 
reconstruction of the Earth's climate by researchers at the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research (PIK) and published in 
Science Advances.

Yes, you read that correctly, three million - million - years ago CO2 levels on Earth were the same as they are today, but there 
is one major difference between three million years ago and today... 

Three million years ago, we humans were not driving cars or eating the meat that requires cow farts; we weren't barbecuing or 
refusing to recycle or building factories; there was no Industrial Age, no plastic, no air conditioning, no electricity, no 
lumber mills, no consumerism, no aerosols.

In fact, three million years ago, there were probably no human beings on Earth, at least not human in the way we use that term 
today. And yet... 

CO2 levels were the same then as they are now... 

Hmmm... ?

But I thought humans warmed the planet? That's the hustle we've been sold for three decades now - you know, that WE are the 
problem.

We have also been told the problem is DEFINITELY NOT a 4 billion-year-old planet running through cycles where the temperature 
might fluctuate a bit. Oh, no, that could never be it - so stop saying that could be, you Denier.

Well, what about the Ice Age that occurred thousands and thousands of years before the Industrial Age.

Shut up, Denier.

And yet... 

According to the study, scientists also discovered that during this period of global warming "there were no ice sheets covering 
either Greenland or West Antarctica, and much of the East Antarctic ice sheet was gone."

How is this possible 2,999,971 years before Arnold Schwarzenegger bought his Hummer?

It gets worse:

Temperatures were up to 7 degrees Fahrenheit warmer globally, at least double that at the poles, and sea levels were some 20 
meters (65 feet) higher.

How is that possible 2,999,945 years before Americans moved to the suburbs and lit up the charcoal grills?

Naturally, even in the face of a study that totally debunks the whole concept of man-made global warming, ThinkProgress is 
sticking with that hoax but is also forced to concede the following:

The good news is that the Earth does not warm instantly, and mile-thick ice sheets melt even more slowly. So the temperature rise 
will take several decades, and tens of feet of sea level rise will take hundreds and hundreds of years.

But-but-but-but Alexandria Ocasio-Crazy told me we only have 12 years!

And then ThinkProgress drops this anti-science stink bomb:

That means the choices we make now can affect the rate of rise and determine whether we blow past 65 feet of sea level rise to 
beyond 200 feet.

Because, because, because Orange Man Bad:

Even worse, the climate policy agenda President Donald Trump is pushing - actions that include rolling back U.S. laws that reduce 
carbon pollution and abandoning the Paris climate agreement - would lock us in to such high CO2 levels, sea levels would rise a 
foot per decade in just a few decades.

No, actually, what this study proves is that there is nothing we can do to stop the Earth's naturally occurring climate cycles.

Even the worst of the worst, even the most maniacal pushing the global warming hoax admit that, at best, we can only cool the 
planet a couple of degrees, which will do next to nothing if the planet is determined to again warm itself by seven degrees, as 
we now know it did 2,999,998 years before the Bad Orange Man approved a couple of pipelines.

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April:

Impressive CA Snowpack

Spring Snow For Sask

Bumper Snowpack For New England

Late-Season Storm Hits Saskatchewan

UK Government to Fund Sun-Dimming Experiments

Iceland's Potato Harvest Hit By Cold, Wet

Pacific Cooling

Canadian Politics Ditches Climate Hype In Search For Votes

Alps See Record-Breaking Late-Season Snowfall

Arizona Snowbowl Buried

Historic April Snowfall Hits Northern India

Global Sea Ice Uptick

Heavy Spring Snow Hits Northern Spain

Alps Slammed By More Late-Season Snow

100% Losses In Southern Ukraine

New Study Finds Antarctica Glacier Growth

Ireland's Peaks Dusted

Rare April Snow Damages Orchards In Iran

Accumulations For The Northeast

Historic Late-Season Snowstorms Bury The Alps

Rare April Snow Blankets Portugal's Peaks

Solid Snow Year Across U.S. Resorts

Turkey's Crops Crippled By Deep Freeze
Cold Snap Persists In South Korea
China Blizzards
Cold Front Batters Northern China
Seoul Sees First Mid-April Snow Since 1907
April Snow Sweeps Ukraine
Cyprus White With Snow
Spring Snow Hits Ukraine
Tenerife Dusted
Iceland Shivers
U.S. Resorts Blanketed From Tahoe to New England
Mexico Chills
Early Winter For New Zealand
Spring Freeze Grips Eastern Europe
Canada's Record April Cold
Early Winter Across Antarctica
Moscow Snow Reaches January Levels
Toronto Freezes
Greenland Spikes
Cold Kills: The Amazon's Real Climate Threat
Snowstorm And Deep Freeze Sweep Bulgaria
Albania Hit
Turkey Blanketed
Greece Digs Out
Big Gains On Greenland
Record April Snow For New Mexico And Texas
It's Snowing In Kosovo
Spring Blizzards Hit Moscow
Stellar Snow Year At Mt. Bachelor
A Snowpack Above Average
Seasonal Cold Forces Ukraine to Burn Through Remaining Gas Reserves
Sixth Straight Day Below -70C
are Spring Snow On Madeira
Spring Blizzard Slams Northeast, Midwest, West, And Canada Also Hit
Vostok At -73C
Heavy Snow Pounds Hits Italian Peaks
Spring Snow Slams North America
Ice Storm Cuts Power To 400,000+ In Ontario
Record Cold Streak In Antarctica
Spring Delayed as Snow Blankets Otarou
Flurries In Norway
Record-Breaking Cold Grips Antarctica
April Cold And Snow For U.S.