From: Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: How To Save Taxpayers MILLIONS
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2025 18:20:14 -0700
Organization: A noiseless patient Spider
On 2025-04-25 14:01, AlleyCat wrote:
>
> On Fri, 25 Apr 2025 16:40:48 +0000, Lee says...
>
>> The Cincinnati-based team of scientists
>> traveled to Iowa last August after three
>> fire stations requested their help out
>> of concern that their workers were being
>> exposed to diesel exhaust.
>
> We can save MILLIONS by simply NOT doing something.
>
> "Do not eat" - Found on desiccant packets, which are often included to keep products dry.
>
> "For external use only" - Common on lotions and creams, but it raises questions about what people might be tempted to do!
>
> "Remove before flight" - On tags for certain items, like parachutes or safety equipment, which seems a bit obvious.
>
> "Caution: Contents may be hot" - On coffee cups, because apparently, some people need a reminder.
>
> "Not a lifesaving device" - On pool floats, just in case someone thinks they can use it as a flotation device.
>
> "May contain traces of nuts" - On packages of nuts, which is a bit redundant.
>
> "This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease" - On many supplements, which makes you wonder
> what they are actually good for.
>
> "Keep away from children" - On items like adult toys or certain cleaning products, which is a necessary warning but can sound
> funny out of context.
>
> "Shake well before use" - On products like salad dressings, which can lead to some messy situations if not followed!
>
> These directions often highlight the absurdity of certain situations or the need for companies to cover themselves legally,
> leading to some amusing packaging reads!
>
> And the pièce de résistance...
>
> Don't breathe diesel fumes.
>
> There... millions saved.
Tell us:
How do you just CHOOSE not to breathe diesel fumes when they're in the
place you live?