From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Undeserved Dwarf, Rudy "Jon Ball" Canoza, Repeatedly Sucks Dick At The Jolly Kone
Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2025 21:56:22 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
On Mon, 23 Jun 2025 15:11:39 -0700, Rudy Canoza says...
> I just draw back my foot and then *BOOM*, and down
> AlleyPUssyBitch goes.
You're so short, homophobic squirt... you couldn't kick the back of my calf,
let alone knock me down. Now... go and get your Bear spray, munchkin! LOL
https://i.imgur.com/UQYFxv9.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/8oFC0nO.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/YJWcRgU.png
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Read it again, scumbag little man Jonathan D Ball... you are no more than a
failed solar city installer and Suckramento bungalow trash pretending to be
Phil Hendrie, but giving blow jobs at the TA glory Hole and ducking fights at
the Jolly Kone like you always do... you gutless troll.
You (and everyone who reads you) know you're a gutless death threat
making coward who won't ever show up at the Jolly Kone for your
comeuppance, little man Ball.
Rudy Canoza says... I win at the Jolly Kone every time.
Bring Your Cock To the Jolly Kone!!!
It's The Central Valley's Fellatio Zone!
If You're On The Left or On The Right
I'll Suck Your Cock and I Won't Bite!
I'll Make You Cum and I'll Make you Moan!
Rudy Canoza Will Make Sure You Get Blown!
On Your Cock My Skills I'll Hone!
My Expertise Is Quite Well Known!
That Talent, You Know, Is Unconcealed!
I've Sucked Every Cock In Bakersfield!
Watch Me Work That Hardened Bone!
I'm Right On Top Of The Skull Fuck Throne!
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AlleyCat is one of the several people who dominate Rudy on a daily basis,
keeping their bootheels on his little pencil neck to the amusement of all.
[I Just *LOVE* The Way This Sig-file Makes Boi-Fucker Lose His Fucking Mind]
Rudy's Little Man's Disease: A disease of short males marked by aggressive
antisocial behavior and constant overcompensation resulting in pompous
mannerisms such as spitting, twitching, swearing, speaking loudly and tough
talk.
"I can kill you with one hand. You know this." - Rudy
The disease only affects teenagers or men who are less than 5' 6" tall.
"I'm about eight inches shorter than Trump [6' 2"]." - Rudy
The severity of this disease is inversely proportional to the height of the
sufferer. Other characteristics of this scourge are a very short penis, acne,
low I.Q and bad etiquette.
Often these males are homophobic to the point of insanity because of latent
sexual orientation issues.
**FAGGOT!** - Rudy Canoza
"Fixed your lie, you you no-fight faggot." - Rudy Canoza
"Thanks for kicking my faggot ass." - Rudy Canoza
"'Self' is redundant, you toothless squat-to-piss no-fight faggot. - Rudy
Canoza
"I've beaten *you* to a bloody pulp, you squat-to-piss *no-fight* faggot -
every fucking time. You're a zero, as every, stale, squat-to-piss *no-fight*
faggot who incessantly bleats about "mommy's basement" *ALWAYS* is." - Rudy
Canoza
"... you you no-fight faggot." - Rudy Canoza
"... you toothless squat-to-piss no-fight faggot" - Rudy Canoza
"Kicked your flabby faggot ass again. Yes." - Rudy Canoza
"You a Squat-to-Piss Faggot." - Rudy Canoza
"The disgusting gurgling, slurping sounds below are just the faggots Hartung,
Sanitary Napkin and Bit of Nothingness enjoying a three-way" - Rudy Canoza
"YOU lose, Nazi faggot." - Rudy Canoza
Little Man's Disease is an untreatable epidemic in this country.
This is Rudy Canoza: https://i.imgur.com/kDtydh1.mp4