From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: US Lost 32,000 Bartender/Lifeguard/Waiter/Waitress and Yardwork Helper Jobs In September
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2025 14:18:02 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
On Wed, 01 Oct 2025 16:25:57 +0000, Lee says...
> U.S. Lost 32,000 Jobs in September,
Americans went back to school, stupid, and lost jobs like these:
Lifeguard: Work at a pool, beach, or water park, ensuring the safety of swimmers and responding to emergencies.
Camp Counselor: Lead activities, provide guidance, and support campers at a summer camp.
Server/Busser: Work in the food industry, serving customers, taking orders, and providing excellent customer service.
Babysitter/Childcare Provider: Care for children, engage in activities, and provide a safe and fun environment.
Pet Sitter/Dog Walker: Take care of pets, walk dogs, and provide overnight pet sitting services.
Gardener/Landscaper: Maintain gardens, lawns, and outdoor spaces, performing tasks like mowing, pruning, and planting.
Lawn Care Worker: Provide lawn care services, including mowing, edging, and fertilizing.
Yard and Garden Retail Sales Associate: Work in a store, assisting customers, restocking shelves, and processing transactions.
Tour Guide: Lead tours, provide information, and showcase attractions in a city or town.
House Sitter: Take care of homes, water plants, and collect mail while homeowners are away.
Yard Sale Assistant: Help with setting up, running, and cleaning up yard sales.
Delivery Driver: Work for a delivery company, transporting packages and providing excellent customer service.
Recreation Center Staff: Work at a recreation center, leading activities, and providing support to participants.
Farm/ Ranch Hand: Assist with farm or ranch tasks, such as feeding animals, harvesting crops, and maintaining equipment.
Environmental Conservation Worker: Participate in conservation efforts, such as park cleanups, wildlife monitoring, and habitat
restoration.
Swim Instructor: Teach swimming lessons to children or adults, providing guidance and support.
Fitness Instructor: Lead fitness classes, provide personal training, and promote healthy lifestyles.
Campground/RV Park Staff: Work at a campground or RV park, assisting guests, and maintaining facilities.
Museum/Gallery Assistant: Support museum or gallery operations, including exhibit setup, visitor services, and educational
programs.
Library Assistant: Help with library operations, such as shelving books, assisting patrons, and leading programs.
Nanny: Provide full-time or part-time childcare, engaging in activities and ensuring children's well-being.
Tutor: Offer academic support to students, either in-person or online, in a specific subject area.
Grocery Store Worker: Work in a grocery store, restocking shelves, assisting customers, and processing transactions.
Food Service Worker: Work in a cafeteria, restaurant, or food truck, preparing and serving food.
Hotel/Hospitality Staff: Work in a hotel, providing customer service, and ensuring a positive guest experience.
Event Staff: Assist with event planning, setup, and execution, such as weddings, festivals, or concerts.
Travel Guide: Lead groups of travelers, providing information and support during trips.
Cruise Ship Staff: Work on a cruise ship, providing services like food preparation, hospitality, and entertainment.
Summer Camp Director: Oversee summer camp operations, including staff management, program development, and logistics.
Resort Staff: Work at a resort, providing customer service, and ensuring a positive guest experience.
Theme Park Worker: Work at a theme park, operating rides, providing customer service, and maintaining facilities.
Water Park Worker: Work at a water park, operating water slides, providing customer service, and maintaining facilities.
Babysitter for Special Needs Children: Provide care and support to children with special needs.
Elderly Companion: Provide companionship and support to elderly individuals, assisting with daily tasks.
Home Health Aide: Assist with home healthcare services, such as bathing, dressing, and medication management.
Receptionist: Work as a receptionist, answering phones, and providing administrative support.
Data Entry Clerk: Enter data into computer systems, maintaining accuracy and efficiency.
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All you need to know about "Trump Derangement Syndrome," or TDS.
"Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike
of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."
Justin Raimondo, the editorial director of Antiwar.com, wrote a piece in the Los Angeles Times in 2016 that broke TDS down into
three distinct phases or stages:
"In the first stage of the disease, victims lose all sense of proportion. The president-elect's every tweet provokes a firestorm,
as if 140 characters were all it took to change the world."
"The mid-level stages of TDS have a profound effect on the victim's vocabulary: Sufferers speak a distinctive language consisting
solely of hyperbole."
"As TDS progresses, the afflicted lose the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality."
The Point here is simple: TDS is, in the eyes of its adherents, the knee-jerk opposition from liberals to anything and everything
Trump does. If Trump announced he was donating every dollar he's ever made, TDS sufferers would suggest he was up to something
nefarious, according to the logic of TDS. There's nothing - not. one. thing. - that Trump could do or say that would be received
positively by TDSers.
The history of Trump Derangement Syndrome actually goes back to the early 2000s - a time when the idea of Trump as president was a
punch line for late-night comics and nothing more.
Wikipedia traces its roots to "Bush Derangement Syndrome" - a term first coined by the late conservative columnist Charles
Krauthammer back in 2003. The condition, as Krauthammer defined it, was "the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in
reaction to the policies, the presidency - nay - the very existence of George W. Bush."