From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: The Republiscum/QAnon Shutdown
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2025 14:34:56 -0500
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
On Sat, 4 Oct 2025 20:57:21 -0700, Alan says...
> >>> Nope... it was you Drag Queen-loving BLM, Drag Queen, Gay,
> >>> Socialist, Antifa Fascist, Marxist, Communist, Racist,
> >>> Insurrectionist, Liberal Democrats.
> >
> >> And how did they do that, precisely?
> >
> > Look it up. I did.
> You're lying.
Prove it.
LOL... what a fag.
This is Alan, starring in his own movie:
"Heee's lyinnnng."
https://i.imgur.com/FWMaBnS.mp4
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Captain: All right, tie that's scurvy dog to the yardarm.
Yeoman Bosom: Aye aye, Cap'n.
Captain: Yeoman Bosom!
Yeoman Bosom: Sir!?
Captain: Read the charges.
Yeoman Bosom: Aye aye, Cap'n.
Seaman Gulley, you have been charged with the heinous crime of buggery on the high seas. How do you plead?
Seaman Gulley: I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I didn't do it. You gotta believe me, I'm innocent.
Alan Baker: He's lyinnn'.
Seaman Gulley: I am not.
Alan Baker: You are so, you big fibberrrr.
Seaman Gulley: Look, I'm not lying, Captain.
Alan Baker: Yes, he is, Captain. He's a big liar.
Seaman Gulley: Look, you shut up or I'm gonna get you.
Alan Baker: You already did. That's why you're in trouble now.
Captain: All right, both of you shut up!
Alan Baker: Liar, liar pants on fire.
Captain: Look. I told you to shut up!
Alan Baker: But he's a big fibber captain. He's lyin'.
Captain: You either shut up or I'll give you what he's gonna get.
Alan Baker: And what's that?
Captain: 50 lashes with a cat-o-nine tails.
Alan Baker 50 lashes!? He should get at least 100 for what he did to me, the big fibber, you liar, liar liar.
Captain: Look, tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm too.
Alan Baker: Get your hands off me. You smell like fish, you big brute.
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All you need to know about "Trump Derangement Syndrome," or TDS.
"Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike
of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."
Justin Raimondo, the editorial director of Antiwar.com, wrote a piece in the Los Angeles Times in 2016 that broke TDS down into
three distinct phases or stages:
"In the first stage of the disease, victims lose all sense of proportion. The president-elect's every tweet provokes a firestorm,
as if 140 characters were all it took to change the world."
"The mid-level stages of TDS have a profound effect on the victim's vocabulary: Sufferers speak a distinctive language consisting
solely of hyperbole."
"As TDS progresses, the afflicted lose the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality."
The Point here is simple: TDS is, in the eyes of its adherents, the knee-jerk opposition from liberals to anything and everything
Trump does. If Trump announced he was donating every dollar he's ever made, TDS sufferers would suggest he was up to something
nefarious, according to the logic of TDS. There's nothing - not. one. thing. - that Trump could do or say that would be received
positively by TDSers.
The history of Trump Derangement Syndrome actually goes back to the early 2000s - a time when the idea of Trump as president was a
punch line for late-night comics and nothing more.
Wikipedia traces its roots to "Bush Derangement Syndrome" - a term first coined by the late conservative columnist Charles
Krauthammer back in 2003. The condition, as Krauthammer defined it, was "the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in
reaction to the policies, the presidency - nay - the very existence of George W. Bush."