From: Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.trump,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: This Was No Boating Accident!
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2025 16:36:19 -0500
Organization: None
Governor Swill wrote this post by blinking in Morse code:
> On Wed, 12 Nov 2025 08:46:51 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
> <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> wrote:
>
>>Governor Swill wrote this post by blinking in Morse code:
>>
>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2025 06:33:11 -0800, "chine.bleu"
>>> <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Governor Swill wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 6 Nov 2025 22:30:37 -0700, Gronk wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> https://static0.colliderimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/gilligans-island-cast-ss-minnow.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> The amount of luggage they needed for a three hour tour was
>>>>> extraordinary.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Ginger. She dresses for every meal. Every drink of water. Every fiftieth
>>>>breath.
>>>
>>> Mrs Howell had trunks in her shack.
>>
>>Are you a Ginger guy or a Mary Ann guy?
>>
>>Or a Skipper guy?
>
> The Professor. HOTCHA!
Ah, brains turn you on!
--
Something better...
13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to
perch on.
15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
16 (obscure): Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
17 (inquiry): When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
18 (french): Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you
leave.
19 (pornographic): Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
20 (religious): The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
21 (disgusting): Say, who mows your nose hair?
22 (paranoid): Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
23 (aromatic): It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the
coffee ... in Brazil.
24 (appreciative): Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth
capped.
25 (dirty): Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
-- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"