From: Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us>
Newsgroups: can.politics,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.global-warming,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic,alt.politics.democrats
Subject: Re: Alan "Rich Kid" Baker, Knows EVERYTHING!
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 2025 15:14:23 -0500
Organization: None
Dr. Rocktor wrote this post by blinking in Morse code:
> Communicating with low wattage partisan polemicists is so tiring.
Oh the irony!
> https://www.nas.org/blogs/press_release/estimated_40_percent_of_scientists_doubt_manmade_global_warming
PRINCETON, NJ (January 3, 2011)âS. Fred Singer said in an
interview with the National Association of Scholars (NAS) that
âthe number of skeptical qualified scientists has been growing
steadily; I would guess it is about 40% now.â
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:-D
The National Association of Scholars (NAS) is an American
501(c)(3) non-profit politically conservative education
advocacy organization. It advocates against multiculturalism,
diversity policies, and against courses focused on race and
gender issues.
:-D
From 2024:
<https://science.nasa.gov/climate-change/faq/do-scientists-agree-on-climate-change/>
Do scientists agree on climate change?
Yes, the vast majority of actively publishing climate
scientists â 97 percent â agree that humans are causing global
warming and climate change. Most of the leading science
organizations around the world have issued public statements
expressing this, including international and U.S. science
academies, the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on
Climate Change, and a whole host of reputable scientific
bodies around the world. A list of these organizations is
provided here.
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