From: AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.global-warming,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Climate Change Explains EVERYTHING!
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2025 19:51:23 -0600
Organization: AlleyCat Computing, Inc.
Climate Change Explains EVERYTHING!
Climate Change makes for shorter winters, except for when it makes for longer
winters.
Climate Change means less snow, except for when Climate Change means more
snow.
And Climate Change causes droughts in California and floods in Texas and
Oklahoma and generally makes wet places wetter and dry places dryer, except
when it makes wet places drier and dry places wetter, except when none of that
changes at all, and then Climate Change explains that too!
And Climate Change causes more hurricanes at the same time as it causes less
hurricanes.
Climate Change causes more rain but less water... and less rain but more
water?
And Climate Change causes more water vapour in the atmosphere, at the same
time it causes less rain... and less water vapour in the atmosphere, when it
causes MORE rain?
Climate Change decreases the spread of malaria at the same time as it
increases the spread of malaria.
Climate Change makes San Francisco foggier... Climate Change makes San
Francisco less foggy.
Climate Change causes duller autumn leaves... Climate Change causes shinier
autumn leaves.
Climate Change makes for less salty seas... Climate Change makes for saltier
seas.
Climate Change causes the polar ice caps to melt... Climate Change also causes
the polar ice caps to freeze.
Climate Change makes the Earth hotter, unless the Earth isn't getting
hotter... in which case, Climate Change can explain that too.
What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific theory. It
can explain literally everything including self contradictory things.
This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?
Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science and
within the philosophy of science there's something called the demarcation
problem... how do you differentiate science from pseudo-science?
The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).
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December:
Chicago's Snowiest Start To Winter Since 1978
Weather Network In Decline
India Plans Coal Expansion Through 2047
More Flawed Climate Papers To Be Retracted?
Major Arctic Outbreaks Lining Up For North America
A Natural Climate Shift In 1998?
Nature Retracts 'Catastrophic Climate Costs' Paper After Major Errors Exposed
The Oceans Are Now The Coolest They've Been Since 2017
Snow Hits Morocco's High Atlas
Global Temperatures Cooled In November
Australia's Historic Summer Cold
China's Deep Early-Freeze
Arctic Blast To Break Records Across U.S.
Canberra's First Freezing Summer Temp On Record
Northern China To -42.7C
Winter Arrives In North America
Record-Cold Start To Summer For Australia's SE
Mumbai Shivers
Saskatchewan To -30.2C
Arctic Outbreak Signaled For North America
Fierce Cold Sweeps India
Greenland At -50.9C
Hungary's Apple Crop At Record Low
Strong Ski Season In France
Thanksgiving Winter
A Meter Of Snow Hits The Alps
Thanksgiving Blizzards
Weak La Niña Holds
Polar Vortex Collapses
Arctic 'Methane Bomb' Fizzles Out
Record Cold Northern India
Northeast China To -31.1C (-24F)
Russia's First -50C (-58F)
November Snow Blankets Tunisia And Algeria
UK's Coldest November Low In 15 Years
Snow From Belarus To Spain
Deepest Snow In Decades Hits Wales
Fennoscandia Plunged Into Deep Winter
Cold Records From Mumbai To Madhya Pradesh
Europe Freezes, Snow In London
New England Sees Record November Snow
+ A Taste Of Arctic Air For Thanksgiving Week, Then The "Full Load"
New England Buries Another Climate Prediction
Indore Sets Cold-Wave Record
Cold And Snow To Wallop Europe
La Niña Strengthens - And Global Sea Surface Temperature Rapidly Cool
West Antarctica's Melt Is Coming From Below
Study Says Early-Holocene CO2 Matched Today
Early Cold Slams India
South Korea Freezes
Arctic Air Sweeping Europe
WaPo's Snow Story Falls Apart
Climate Coverage Is Collapsing
+ Urbanization Bias, Not CO2
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