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From: JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.global-warming,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,can.politics,alt.politics.liberalism,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.usa.republican
Subject: Re: Hell... Give ME $300 billion dollars and *I'LL* Stop The Warming! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Not Really... JUST Like These Grifters
Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2024 00:46:04 -0400
Organization: Eek

  AlleyCat wrote:

> Scientists Say....
> 
> We Can Halt Global Warming for $300 Billion!

I'll stop it for only $299 billion!

Hell, let's make it $250 billion!

But I want that in cash.

Give me the cash and I'll wave my magic wand, unmelt the
north pole. And I'll even lower sea level so that the
Maldives are no longer under a foot of water. PLUS I'll
grow new glaciers in Glacier National Park to replace
the old ones that all melted by 2020.


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